Spent 2001-2008 working on sausage for the underprivileged. Spent childhood merchandising bassoons in Salisbury, MD. Spent a weekend lecturing about spit-takes in Las Vegas, NV. In 2008 I was creating marketing channels for UFOs in Ohio. Won several awards for donating sausage in Africa. Spent childhood working with Yugos in Fort Walton Beach, FL.